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Guess Who’s Back September 9, 2008

Hey you guys!!

Cheshy here, after what seems like a lifetime! I don’t know where to begin with my tale of what has happened to me since I last posted waaaay back on November 20 2007! 

Well first of all, my medical issues came back and all the Twinkies in the universe wouldn’t fix me up! Bummer!! My mom almost went into liquidation with the volume of tasty treats she purchased from the local store! I cannot really comment on my medical prognosis as it is still a mystery to all at the Mud Lake medical facility. Spooky!

Secondly, I underwent a religious conversion to a new group called The Unspoken Bond Of The Reason Of Light, and went to live on their compound! Feisty!! We had to live without possessions and we were down to only one hours web surfing a week! Harsh!

My mom told me it was a cult and even brought Pastor Leland to the house to talk to me.  She is so goddamn smart (please pardon my language). But I didn’t listen. Gross Error Of Judgement! I vowed never to visit her again and dedicated myself to life on the compound. Insane!

It was only when I was told by the mysterious (and wise) Leader that Johnny Fireheart was going to live forever in the void of sinners that I grasped my folly! Insight!

I trudged home to mom and she welcomed me with open arms and a hot apple pie.  I’ve just finished my deprogramming course with Pastor Leland (and I love Jesus again!) and I am ready to write my blog again. Go Me!

So guys, it’s great to be back. And stay tuned for my review of Fireheart Part 5! It’s overdue!

Cheshy